brouhaha: lapsus calami

brouhaha n. the confused noise of many voices

lapsus calami

Published Wednesday, June 15, 2005 by anish | E-mail this post

A few absurd, half-baked, unreasonable reasons to read my blog...

1. It microwave safe, batteries not required.
2. All profits are donated to a fund for the owners well being.
3. It didn't require the clearcutting of rainforests, stripmining or smashing oil tankers into arctic shores. Infact, its so environment friendly, that it doesn't use paper at all.
4. It is not run by a monopolistic corporation that wants to take over the world. Infact, I only plan to conquer Europe.
5. It is not the key to the dark side.
6. No animals were harmed in the making of this blog.
7. Its the best thing since sliced bread !
8. Your money back if not satisfied !
9. I dont use expensive palladium compounds so there's minimal danger of cold-fusion byproducts.
10. It comes with an unconditional guarantee that has only 7 conditions.
12. It not impossible its just highly improbable...
13. I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple
14. All of the above

You know,for a brief moment there, I had complete control over you mind...